Social Awkwardness, exercise, jeans that aren't broken-in yet... with so many things in this world that are uncomfortable, it's no surprise humans have developed so many habits to make themselves feel better again. So kick back, grab a drink, take your pants off and get comfy—this is a good (long) one.
Being two grown men with sweet tooths (sweet teeth?) can be difficult in such a health conscious world, but does that mean desserts were better overall as kids?
New Years is always a time of new adventures blossoming on the horizon. Maybe we set some new goals. Maybe we start a new tradition. Maybe we resurrect Dick Clark to co-host the show. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
Considered by many to be "the most wonderful time of the year," Jordan and Felix talk about various holiday traditions, ruining the secret of Santa, and the most expensive Christmas tree EVER before finally deciding once and for all if the holiday is better as a kid or as an adult.
Considered by all to be at least the third most important meal of the day, lunch has changed a lot from the grade school days of brown paper bags and Ninja Turtles lunchboxes. But does that mean it's better?
HAIL CAPITALISM. From the time of Neanderthals to the age of Amazon Prime, Jordan and Felix jump into the various ways and reasons we buy stuff.
What is it about certain parties that makes them so great? The booze? The subtle social nuances? The fact that Jordan's dad is Hagrid from Harry Potter?
Get ready for everything family, feast, and rare crab allergy-related.
Yo, girl. Are you an animated movie from my childhood? Because, while I liked you at first, I've come to realize you are actually weird and scary and make me very uncomfortable.
Because all of you were asking for a detailed guide to fake vomit attacks that will get you out of school and/or work… What’s that now? What do you mean, ‘Literally no one asked for that’?
Remember that time Jordan and Felix talked about candy bars and devil worship?
When did toys change from action figures and Legos to furniture and appliances?
Felix and Jordan reveal their first cell phones, favorite AIM away messages, and the truth about Rumspringa?
Felix and Jordan relive some of their earliest trips into their own imaginations. It's weird... and explains so much.
I'm sorry. Jordan and Felix can't come to the phone right now. They're busy having the time of their lives in a disgusting ball pit.
Whether you're visiting them or they're visiting you, family always makes things more interesting.
But how will we remember to be thankful that it's Friday without TGIF?
Everybody's still working for them, but are weekends better or worse than they used to be?
Strap on your Power Glove and pop a super mushroom. We're going in!
Walking that tightrope between work and play. Was it easier as a kid or as an adult?